Okay, I'm really not one of those weirdos who goes around showing people pictures of my cat. However... 

Whilst most of the cat's time is devoted to buggering off from me at breakneck speed and hiding in random nooks and crannies of the house, whenever I sit down to do some work at my desk he's all over me like cheap cologne. In a vague attempt to exorcise him and actually get on with something meaningful, I've put a photo of him on the screen and he is transfixed, so perhaps this is some sort of professional sign. 

His name is Yossarian, although he - only on his terms, obv - responds to Yoshi, and he's pretty cool. He's an absolute diva for the camera, and I'm pretty sure given enough time his career will overtake mine. He's currently available for modelling and social media influencing, and he also does the occasional bar mitzvah too.